
When in Parliament, one tries to look his best. It is therefore imperative that one wears a correctly fastened bow-tie to distinguish himself from the riff-raff wearing ties – they're also about to make a huge comeback on the club-scene I'm sure of it.
Firstly: Always attempt to choose one of a plain and traditional black colour or one matching one's political affiliation. There is nothing worse than finding yourself surrounded by the opposition at lunch over a case of mistaken –‘political' identity.
As far as how to tie the bow tie, you require cunning and skill to master this ancient art – alternatively you just need ten pounds to buy yourself a clip-on.
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